All of a sudden The-Quicker-Fucker-Upper’s administration is trying to tell us the economy is not as bad as it led us brainwashed us to believe”
Richard Parsons, chairman of beleaguered Citigroup Inc., asked if Obama could offer some help in a national battle “between confidence and fear.”
“A smidgen of good news and suddenly everything is doing great. A little bit of bad news and ooohh , we’re down on the dumps,” Obama said. “And I am obviously an object of this constantly varying assessment. I am the object in chief of this varying assessment.”
“I don’t think things are ever as good as they say, or ever as bad as they say,” Obama added. “Things two years ago were not as good as we thought because there were a lot of underlying weaknesses in the economy. They’re not as bad as we think they are now.”
“And my long-term projections are highly optimistic, if we take care of some of these long-term structural problems.”
As if on cue from the Obama administration, in the last hour I have heard NPR announce FIVE TIMES throughout its broadcasts that the Dow futures point to a gain in the market today.
Go ahead, tell me there’s no collusion going on. Go ahead and tell me the media isn’t getting its talking points from The-Quicker-Fucker-Upper.
Or. Or. There’s psyops happening. Don’t discount that probability. Pavlovian social engineering. Give that a thought.
…Or a true galactic-class buttsnuggy has been elected to the Oval Office, and we have four more years of this crap to go.