KICKIN' AND SCREAMIN'...........

 
Want your women aggressive and leaning towards being sexually predatious?

Go to France.

If they all looked as hot as Sarkozy’s new wife I’d be tempted. Almost. It IS France, don’t you know?

Ladies, tired of using mail order or going to a sleazy porn shop in order to buy a “stress reliever?”

Pop down to your local pharmacy. If you live in Sweden, that is.

Modern Art. I really can’t stand it, myself.

But in the name of “art” some freak was found not guilty of causing harm to goldfish when he put some in a blender and asked passers-by to press the “on” button.

The court ruled thusly:

the fish were not treated cruelly, as they had not faced prolonged suffering.

The fish were killed “instantly” and “humanely”, said Judge Preben Bagger.

You know, that got me to thinking: if, in the name of art, we captured some terrorists and put them in huge blenders asking people to press the button would we be arrested? We could say it was “art” and use this ruling as precedent.

Just askin’