I got several links on this one so be patient, OK.
Let’s start with this video courtesy of SondraK:
I first saw it at Mish’a blog who got it from CMBlake’s blog, and LC Crunchie said this:
Of course I had to order some, one bottle for Crumb Crunchie, and one for me. Now the one for Crumb may actually be put to it’s intended use. Mine, just for shits and giggles.
Now here’s where it gets even better. Shortly after placing the order for Crumb’s bottle, I received an e-mail confirmation from the company. Nothing unusual, except that it was a little unique in that it was a simple one line response addressed to Mr. Crunchie (insert my real last name here) and said the order would ship to Camp Pendleton. Signed off “Semper Fi”. It seemed almost as if an actual human had written it. A second e-mail followed shortly afterwards, and this one was definitely written by a human. It was the owner of the company saying that he was throwing in a second bottle at no charge to my sons order, as well as some magazine stickers to let the hirabi know what was coming there way. Seems he was a jarhead too, and he wants some payback sent downrange. The principle behind this type of propaganda is pure PsyOps raised to an art form.
I’ve never endorsed a product before, and I’m not starting now since I have yet to try the stuff, but if the novelty of the product concept and the level of customer service is any indication, I’m sure that this is some good shit.
BTW, the companies tag line, “One shot, one soul”. Gotta fuckin’ love it!
The company’s site is here. They say this:
SILVER BULLET GUN OIL, is a HIGHLY EFFECTIVE Counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL was designed specifically to put Demoralizing FEAR and TERROR into SUPPOSEDLY “Fearless” Islamo-Fascist terrorists. It was created with the “TRUE BELIEVER” in mind. According to the Koran, Allah states, “Any of my followers contaminated by swine at the time of his death will be denied entry to my paradise forever, I HATE THE STENCH OF SWINE.”
HOW does SILVER BULLET GUN OIL work? SILVER BULLET GUN OIL CONTAINS 13% USDA LIQUEFIED PIG FAT. The PIG FAT is mixed with our blended, hi-grade WEAPONS OIL designed for use in ALL FIREARMS. The oil is applied to the inside of the barrel of any firearm or weapons system. When fired, BULLETS are coated with SILVER BULLET GUN OIL containing the PIG FAT. The PIG FAT is transferred to anything the BULLETS STRIKE. The coating of OIL CONTAINING PIG AT effectively DENIES entry to Allah’s Paradise to any Islamo-Fascist terrorist KIA with a bullet coming from a firearm using SILVER BULLET GUN OIL in the barrel. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL uses the belief system of Allah’s Islamo-Fascist terrorists to put fear of death into them, a fear they haven’t had until NOW.
They have one caveat:
THIS PRODUCT IS FOR USE ON ARMED MUSLIM TERRORISTS ONLY. WE DO NOT PROMOTE DISCRIMINATION AGAINST ANY RACE OR RELIGION, ONLY TERRORISTS.
I’ve ordered mine already. Do your part. Get the economy moving in the right direction.
