Ours are all so butt-ugly that if we had dogs so ugly we’d shave their asses and make them walk backwards.
There are exceptions that prove the rule, including members of the Ukrainian feminist group “Femen,” who staged a topless protest in front of the Saudi embassy in Kiev last month. How do you say “Not Safe for Work” in Ukrainian?
Yes, it’s not safe for work. So kwitcherbitchin’!
Excellent. Point taken, protest your hearts out ladies!
Не безпечно для роботи!